My Coconuts

March 29th, 2010 | 9 comments


Guest Post by @nomadicchick

Creative Commons by Alex the Greek

The other day I mused upon my obsession with coconuts. It dawned on me that I have a serious problem.

Bottle of coconut jam

Grocery shopping. We all do it, typically on a weekly basis. I usually go on Sundays to stock up for the week. On this particular Sunday, I really needed jam. There I was darting my head around the peanut butter/jam aisle. Raspberry – a trite tart – kind of a fall back. Strawberry, ooh those big chunks of sugared berries are deelish. I started to grab for reliable ol’Strawberry, when it distracted me. Gasping aloud, I greedily snatched this newfound treasure.

Some illustrious human created jam from coconuts?? Produced in Singapore? A far-flung exotic locale?! I jumped up and down in the aisle, flapping my arms as a bird does to prepare for flight. Oh mama, I was on that plane to coconut heaven.

Then, I opened it.

Boogers. I just laid down hard earned money, dollars that should be flying straight to my travel budget for green boogers. Everyday. I eat the visual equivalent for snot every single morning, spread it happily on my Kamut bread, marveling at the mixture of sugar and coconut as one.

Opened bottle of coconut jam

On a serious note, maybe I was dropped as a baby. Before you tweet how unhinged I am, take a stroll with me down the lane of whimsy for a sec.

Coconuts mimic the shape of the world. Round, at times smooth or rough, dependent on a destination. When a traveler cracks it open, those intense experiences are the juices flowing down, giving sustenance to the curious, adventure minded.

That’s how I travel – thrusting myself into the center, absorbing each encounter and reshaping them into jam or macaroons or pie. Whatever turns the wheel of travel, be it Krakow, Pai, or Biratnagar, travel is a sweet nectar that challenges and renews me.

Hence, my coconuts, are truly my travels.

About Jeannie

Jeannie Mark, the Nomadic Chick, will abandon the cubicle in 2010 to hit the road with a backpack and laptop in search of stories, interviews and self-reflection. Oh, and some laughs too!

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  • http://www.nomadicchick.com/wp-admin/ Nomadic Chick

    Thanks for having me Monica. This was fun! Just remember y'all, your choice of fruit can reflect your travel personality… :) NOT.

  • http://foxnomad.com/ Anil

    Hilarious title :)

  • http://www.candicedoestheworld.com/ Candice

    Hahaha Jeannie, such a great post. Hooray for green boogers!

  • http://www.nomadicchick.com/wp-admin/ Nomadic Chick

    Anil, you know all about marketing placement. It's all psychology. :)

  • http://www.nomadicchick.com/wp-admin/ Nomadic Chick

    Thanks hon. It dawned on me that boogers aren't anything but green, just had to write the colour for emphasis. :) I had more jam this morning – yum!

  • http://www.atravelaroundtheworld.com/ marta@atravelaroundtheworld

    coconut jam?? that's new to me, great post!

  • http://www.nomadicchick.com/wp-admin/ Nomadic Chick

    @Marta – LOL. I'm probably eating a substance deemed unholy, but I can't help it!

  • http://www.theaussienomad.com/ Chris – The Aussie Nomad

    Right we need to fix this problem ASAP. It's time you got some real spread for your toast… Vegemite :)

  • http://www.nomadicchick.com/wp-admin/ Nomadic Chick

    You know there's a place in my heart for Vegemite, but do not mess with my coconuts. Dude, you won't win. Why can't I adore both? :)