Fifty Islands You Will Never Set Foot On

October 4th, 2010 | 12 comments


Paradise is an island.

So is hell.

Let that sink in. Is it sinking? No? That’s ok. I didn’t get it either until I began reading Judith Schalansky’s new book, Atlas of Remote Islands.  There are many tiny islands sprinkled around the world that are too small, too insignificant to appear on most maps. However, their size does not make them any less interesting.

According to author, “All text in the book is based on extensive research and every detail stems from factual source. I have no invented anything.” Here are two of the most fascinating excerpts from the book:

St. Kilda, United Kingdom

There are sixteen cottages, three houses and one church in the only village on St. Kilda. The island’s future is written in its graveyard. Its children are all born in good health, but most stop feeding during their fourth, fifth or sixth night. On the seventh day, their palates tighten and their throats constrict, so it becomes impossible to get them to swallow anything. Their muscles twitch and their jaws hang loose. Their eyes grow staring and they yawn a great deal; their mouth stretch in mocking grimaces. Between the seventh and ninth day, two-thirds of the newborn babies die, boys outnumbering girls. Some die sooner, some later: one dies on the fourth day, another not till the twenty-first.

Amsterdam Island, France

Everyone who stays on Amsterdam for longer than a year is examined by a medical officer from the south of France to check that he is coping with the long period of restriction of movement and the confined, purely masculine environment. No woman has visited longer than two days. At night, the men gather in the small video room in Great Skua to watch one of the porn films from their personal collection. Each man sits in a row on his own. The loudspeakers emit grunts and groans, and the air is heavy with the musky scent of the bull seals.

Atlas of Remote Island is beautifully presented with a vivid and captivating story on the left and paired with a colored map on the right for each of the fifty islands. Each island comes to life and gives character to these far off places. What makes this book so intriguing is that it demolishes the image of what we often think an island is – white sand, clear waters, blue skies and lush greenery. Instead, there are stories of infanticide, rape, murder, cannibalism, colonialism and human rights abuse.

Do you think you’ll be able to survive on a remote island? The New Zealand Department of Conservation (DOC) recruits nine volunteers every year to assist their staff on Raoul Island for six months. There are extensive warnings in their brochure but if you’re brave enough to go the extreme, applications can be sent to the address below:

Department of Conservation

PO Box 474

Warkworth, New Zealand

Disclosure: A free copy of Atlas of Remote Islands by Judith Schalansky was provided for this review. No monetary compensation was received.

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  • http://www.MyBeautifulAdventures.com/ GlobalButterfly

    Whaaaaaaat, BS I’m getting a copy of this book and I’m going to all 50 islands. This is my new goal in life! :-P

  • http://twitter.com/conniehum Connie Hum

    I’m in agreement with Andi here. Sounds like a travel challenge to me! Let’s show these people that we CAN set foot there! =)

  • http://www.gooverseas.com/ dunklea

    Ha! Amsterdam Island sounds interesting =) You would think they would figure out that if they stopped watching porn, women would stay longer, hence the porn would no longer be needed.. It’s a vicious cycle.

  • http://www.baconismagic.ca Ayngelina

    Interesting book, it could be very dry or so interesting that i make my way out to one.

  • http://www.baconismagic.ca Ayngelina

    Interesting book, it could be very dry or so interesting that i make my way out to one.

  • Anonymous

    I actually thought it was pretty interesting. There were a lot of little tidbits I didn’t know about each island and it really caught my attention. If you get a chance, you should definitely check it out.

  • Anonymous

    Haha! You’ve got a very good point there. Now, who’s brave enough to pass the message on to those men?

  • Anonymous

    Haha! I love your spirit! You go girl!

  • Anonymous

    Agreed! If you ever make plans to head out to any of these islands. Let me know! I just might join you. ;)

  • Anonymous

    This definitely sounds like a neat book!

  • http://fastforwardacademy.com/index-page-continuing-professional-education-enrolled-agent.htm enrolled agent cpe

    This book just got my curiosity and now I have all these questions regarding these islands. It is pretty interesting to find out that there are still some remote locations that remains to be unexplored. Now I have to get a copy of this book.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, almost every island in this book has a fascinating story to tell. I wish I had the bank account to visit each and every one for myself.