Enroute to Cancan Via JFK

January 31st, 2011 | 11 comments


I arrived at JFK airport shortly after 9AM and was at my gate twiddling my thumbs by 9:30AM. (Efficiency is my middle name.) Breakfast was in order. I had my New York usual: toasted everything bagel with cream cheese and a small coffee with cream and sugar. The bagel wasn’t fresh. The cream cheese was lacking. The coffee? Blech! So, if you’re flying in or out of JFK and think that the bagel you’re purchasing is what a New York bagel is all about, it’s not. A bagel from any New York City street corner vendor will taste ten times better than the bagel at JFK airport. It should have came with a warning: Don’t choke.

As I was struggling to swallow my extra dry bagel with not enough cream cheese and burnt coffee, I stared blankly around and noticed a few things.

  • The janitor cleaning the trash cans & wiping the tables will probably have a similar story as any person working at a resort in Cancun – an (im)migrant worker from a rural village who came to work in a big city in order to support his/her family.
  • The British snobs who refused to throw away their own trash, even though the garbage can is two feet away from them, are the kind of people who go to places like Cancun and feel entitled to have others to clean up after them.
  • JFK has no free wifi, which meant I wasn’t able to vent on Twitter about the aforementioned British snobs. At this day and age, every traveler has a laptop, iPhone or a mobile device attached to their hip. Why not offer free wifi to them? I’d be much more inclined to fly out of a particular airport if I knew they offered it.
  • The restroom stalls at JFK are not big enough to fit you, the pee-er, and your carry-on luggage. How am I suppose to not leave my luggage unattended, like the TSA advises, if I’m traveling solo?

If you think JFK airport is bad, wait till you visit La Guardia.

After doing major damage to my esophagus, I walked back to my gate and waited to meet up with Jill Hanner, a vlogger who also participated in this press trip to Cancun. Flying to Cancan via JFK was a smooth as butter. After saying goodbye to the 7 degree chill in NYC and being greeted by the tropical 70 degree weather in Cancun, the last thing I thought about was the rip in my throat. From that moment on, it was all about sun, spa and buffet at the Cancun Caribe Park Royal Grand Hotel!

Photo Credit: Magnus D

This press trip to Cancun, Mexico was made possible by Cancun Caribe Park Royal Grand Hotel. Thoughts and insights are strictly my own.

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  • http://www.MyBeautifulAdventures.com/ Andi Perullo

    Oh god, I could write a novel about the ridiculous state of the NY airports. I always get a coffee and bagel and read the NY Times when I’m waiting for my morning flight too! <3

  • http://suzrocks.com/blog SuzRocks

    I’ve never flown into/out of the NY airports. I’ve heard stories and try to avoid them. But could it be worse than ATL or MIA??

    Denver has free wi-fi, FYI…..

  • http://www.ivisitorinsurance.com/medical/ Jane

    Horrors of NY airports are starting to be the stuff of urban legends=) At least you took a nice picture.

  • Anonymous

    Haha…I actually didn’t take that photo but yes, NYC airports can leave quite an impression. :)

  • Anonymous

    I’ve flown through MIA and I don’t remember it begin that bad. They even had better bagels than JFK!

  • Anonymous

    That’s my morning standard. I haven’t deviated from it since I started college. :)

  • http://www.aswetravel.com Sofia – As We Travel

    Airport food is the worst ever, so bland – and expensive!

  • http://transienttravels.com/ Susan

    At least you beat the snow!

  • http://inspiringtravellers.com/ Andrea and John

    Love efficiency! Hate the cultural thing about nit throwing away rubbish at fast food places or cafeterias. In the US everyone tosses their own rubbish, but in Australia and NZ everyone just leaves the trays and rubbish on the table (except me). Ick! ~Andrea

  • http://twitter.com/OverYonderlust Erica Kuschel

    Luckily I’ve never really had to travel alone so the peeing thing works in my favor. I have NO clue what you are supposed to do in that situation.

  • http://fastforwardacademy.com/index-page-continuing-professional-education-enrolled-agent.htm enrolled agent cpe

    I think airports should now offer free WiFi to passengers as I agree with what you mentioned. I always travel with m laptop with me and yes I’m a twitter addict too. It’ll be great to surf the net while waiting for your flight.